James Rolfe

James Rolfe (A.K.A the Angry Video Game Nerd, AVGN, the Nerd, and formerly the Angry Nintendo Nerd) is a nerd who reviews shitty games from the 70's, the 80's, the 90's, and sometimes early 2000's. He has a website called Cinemassacre.com and a YouTube account called Cinemassacre. His least favorite game is Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES.

Quotes

 * "What a shitload of fuck!"
 * "AAAASS! FUUUUUUUUCK!!"
 * "Cowa-fucking piece of dog shit!"
 * "What were they thinking?!"
 * "What a crock of shit!"
 * "This is just a bunch of cock-a-dookie!"
 * "This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"
 * "It's like you touch the top of the building, you die, you touch the ceiling, you die, you touch the floor, you die, too far to the right, you die, too far to the left, you die, you die, you die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, DIE!"
 * "IT SUCKING FUCKS, IT FUCKING SUCKS, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT...and I don't like it."
 * "Shit the fuck!?"
 * "I'LL SHOW YOU SOME FUNNY TRICKS!!"
 * "You want some shit? Bombs away, Bugs Bitch!"
 * "You turdburglar! Robble robble robble!"
 * "Stupid banana raincoat wearing bitch."
 * "Stupid feathered fucking bird bitch."
 * "Here's Grimace, the big purple fuck."
 * "Look at his house! It looks like Barney the Dinosaur's testicle!"
 * "OH, DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY BOXES, I LIKE BOXES!!"
 * "So here's my big comeback to you, Nostalgia Critic: you suck."
 * "CRITIC!"
 * "Looks like Superman is strokin' his superdick!"
 * "It's a Clubberfuck!"
 * "It's a Nintoaster, and yes, it works."